sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

mond0:

sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

theodd1sout:

I’ll be sleeping for most of eternity.

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
me: omg that is so me how did they do that

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities