ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

the-vegan-muser:

do you ever just watch your own snapchat story and be like “damn i’m funny”

h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

lildrpepper:

PEOPLE TRYING TO COPYRIGHT TWEETS

lildrpepper:

PEOPLE TRYING TO COPYRIGHT TWEETS