im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"
*sheds a single tear*
*whispers*
"It’s an American"
*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

im-a-potato-fuck-you:

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

*sheds a single tear*

*whispers*

"It’s an American"

*bald eagle screeches in the distance*

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

miss-cheddar:

mzowliss:

purplelephant24:

the fly one i can’t breathe

ITS BACK

oh god its on my dashboard again the worm one XD

mollyiswideawake:

SHE’S EIGHT